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«The trouble with Germans is not that they fire shells, but that they engrave them with quotations from Kant»
Author: Karl Kraus
(Critic, Journalist, Playwright, Poet)
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«UNDERSTANDING, n. A cerebral secretion that enables one having it to know a house from a horse by the roof on the house. Its nature and laws have been exhaustively expounded by Locke, who rode a house, and Kant, who lived in a horse.His understanding was so keen That all things which he'd felt, heard, seen, He could interpret without fail If he was in or out of jail. He wrote at Inspiration's call Deep disquisitions on them all, Then, pent at last in an asylum, Performed the service to compile 'em. So great a writer, all men swore, They never had not read before. --Jorrock Wormley»
«Love iz like the meazles; we kant have it bad but onst, and the later in life we have it the tuffer it goes with us»
«You could read Kant by yourself, if you wanted; but you must share a joke with some one else»
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