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«It is as queen of Canada that I am here. Queen of Canada and all Canadians, not just one or two ancestral strains.»
«I think there's just one kind of folks. Folks.»
Author: Harper Lee | Keywords: Just One
«I used to desire many, many things, but now I have just one desire, and that's to get rid of all my other desires»
Author: John Cleese (Actor) | About: Desire | Keywords: get rid of, Just One, rid of
«I try not to worry about the future -- so I take each day just one anxiety attack at a time.»
«I wish that for just one time / you could stand inside my shoes / and just for that one moment / I could be you. / Yes, I wish that for just one time / You could stand inside my shoes / You'd know what a drag it is / to see you.»
«I remain just one thing, and one thing only, and that is a clown. It places me on a far higher plane than any politician.»
«I was always a singer and a dancer, and I always wanted to be an actress. For me, it's all just one thing.»
«If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.»
«Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.»
«Lady: I've been waiting for two days and so far, no one's gotten in yet [the doctor's office].Samantha: I was once told I wouldnt' be able to get backstage to see Mick Jagger. Well I did get backstage...and I blew him. [Silence] Excuse me... I don't know if this is an appropriate question to ask...Lady: I think we passed appropriate a few seconds ago. Samantha: What kind of cancer do you have?Lady: Breast. Samantha: Breast! Me too. I'm curious...Do you have children?Lady: I'm a nun. Samantha: You have none. Lady: No, no, no...I AM a nun. But that doesn't mean that I didn't enjoy your Mick Jagger story. Samantha: I thought that nuns had to wear...Lady: Oh, I haven't worn a habbit in years. Samantha: So then...you don't have sex? Lady: No. Samantha: Never had sex?Lady: No. Samantha: Ohh. [thoughtful silence] Just one more. Lady: Go right ahead. Samantha: Are you allowed to masturbate?Lady: [thinking] I never asked. But thanks for getting my mind off cancer for the first time in a week. Samantha: Happy to help.»

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