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«Golf is the hardest game in the world. There is no way you can ever get it. Just when you think you do, the game jumps up and puts you in your place.»
«I love to go to the playground and watch the children jumping up and down. They don't know I'm firing blanks.»
Author: Emo Philips
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blanked, blanks, firing, jumped-up, jumping, jumping up and down, playground, playgrounds, The Children, up and down
«Watching the sun rise over the ocean is making it easy for me to wake up and get out of bed. I'm not jumping up to take a shower or go to work. I'm jumping up to greet the majesty of the day, of God, of me. The majesty reminds me that God's in his heaven ... and so am I. And, heaven is a lovely place to start the day, a lovely place to live.»
«He was not afraid. He jumped up on the table with a smile and said he was ready for the rocket to take off so he could finally go home-and he did.»
«I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming... They don't know I'm only using blanks.»
Author: Emo Philips
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blanks, go down, jumped-up, jumping up and down, jump up, run around, schoolyard, screaming, up and down, yelling
«No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.»
Author: Fran Lebowitz
(Humorist, Writer)
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dines, dine in, dining, dining room, furniture, jump, jumped-up, jump up, The Conversation, up on
«The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.»
Author: Rita Rudner
(Comedian, Writer)
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aerobics, calling together, charge, gym, gyms, instructors, jumped-up, jumping, jumping up and down, up and down
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