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«A joke without a point, inane and bald, itself a joke on joking may be called»
Author: Menander of Athens (Dramatist, Poet) | About: Jokes | Keywords: bald, inane, joke, joking
«Truly, I'm not joking when I thank my lucky stars for the awful operation I had, since it has made me young again and philosophical which means that I don't want to fritter away the new lease on life I've been given.»
Author: Henri Matisse (Artist, Painter) | About: Youth | Keywords: fritter, fritters, fritter away, joking, lease, leased, leases, leasing, operation, philosophical
«When I read the script of Chandler, I thought WOW I can really shake hands with this guy. Chandlers a sarcastic guy, dry, funny - a guy who's not comfortable unless he's joking and hiding the emotional stuff that's going on with him. And Yeah, I can relate to that a bit.»
Author: Matthew Perry | Keywords: chandler, dry, hiding, joking, relate, sarcastic, script, Scripts, shake, shake hands, This guy, wow, wows, yeah
«Like love, courage is no joking matter. If it yields once, it will have to yield again, and again. The same difficulty will have to be conquered later on, and it would have been better to get it over with.»
Author: Baltasar Gracian (Philosopher, Writer) | Keywords: again and again, conquered, joking, later on, yields
«My way of joking is telling the truth; that is the funniest joke in the world»
Author: George Bernard Shaw (Critic, Essayist, Playwright) | Keywords: funnier, funniest, joke, joking, My Way, telling, Telling the World, Tell the World
«Whoever is admitted or sought for, in company, upon any other account than that of his merit and manners, is never respected there, but only made use of. We will have such-a-one, for he sings prettily; we will invite such-a-one to a ball, for he dances well; we will have such-a-one at supper, for he is always joking and laughing; we will ask another because he plays deep at all games, or because he can drink a great deal. These are all vilifying distinctions, mortifying preferences, and exclude all ideas of esteem and regard. Whoever is had (as it is called) in company for the sake of any one thing singly, is singly that thing, and will never be considered in any other light; consequently never respected, let his merits be what they will.»
Author: Lord Chesterfield (Diplomat, Statesman, Wit) | Keywords: A-one, admitted, consequently, dances, distinctions, exclude, invite, joking, made use of, merits, mortified, mortifies, mortify, mortifying, play a joke on, preferences, prettily, respected, singly, sings, supper, vilified, vilifies, vilify
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