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«I have always noticed that deeply and truly religious persons are fond of a joke, and I am suspicious of those who aren't»
Author: Alfred North Whitehead (Mathematician, Philosopher) | About: Belief, Religion | Keywords: deeply, fond, joke, noticed, religious person, suspicious
«It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.»
Author: Max Eastman (Author, Journalist, Writer) | About: Humor, Sense of humor | Keywords: joke, proves, sense of humor, take a joke
«Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?»
Author: Rita Rudner (Comedian, Writer) | About: Funny, Marriage, Sex | Keywords: eighteen, five, in jokes, joke, joked, peak, peaked, playing, play a joke on, practical, practical joke, reach, sexual, take a joke, the Peak, thirties, thirty-five, thirty
«Laughter brings you to reality as it is. The world is a play of God, a cosmic joke. And unless you understand it as a cosmic joke you will never be able to understand the ultimate mystery.»
Author: Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh (Spiritual leader) | Keywords: as it is, brings, cosmic, joke, laughter, mystery, play a joke on, The Ultimate, ultimate
«I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.»
Author: Spike Milligan (Actor, Humorist) | Keywords: harried, harry, joke, laughing, singing
«Life is a joke that's just begun.»
Author: William S. Gilbert (Lyricist) | About: Life | Keywords: begun, joke
«It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.»
Author: G. K. Chesterton (Critic, Essayist, Novelist, Poet) | Keywords: in jokes, joke, joked, religion, take a joke, test, The test
«I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.»
Author: Jack Handy (Writer) | Keywords: get it, joke
«If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?»
Author: Stephen Wright (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: forest, in jokes, joke, joked, laughs, nobody, take a joke, Tell
«I should stop myself from dying if a good joke or a good idea occurred to me»
Author: Voltaire (Philosopher, Writer) | Keywords: Do or Die, dying, good idea, idea, in jokes, joke, joked, myself, occurred, occurring, stop, take a joke
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