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«A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, big or small, young or old. He doesn't care if you're not smart, not popular, not a good joke-teller, not the best athlete, nor the best-looking person. To your dog, you are the greatest, the smartest, the nicest human being who was ever born. You are his friend and protector.»
Author: Louis Sabin
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Dogs,
Friendship
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athlete, better-looking, joke, old person, popular, rich person, small person, smart, smartest, teller, tellers, The N
«A joke without a point, inane and bald, itself a joke on joking may be called»
«Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.»
«A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that *you* got bit by a snake. Then start an argument with him about who's going to go get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.»
«God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage»
Author: Mark Twain
(Humorist, Lecturer, Writer)
| About:
God,
Marriage
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cosmic, human race, joke, living together, race, requiring
«A joke, even if it be a lame one, is nowhere so keenly relished or quickly applauded as in a murder trial.»
«Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.»
Author: Will Rogers
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Politicians
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«And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!»
«If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is concerned»
«A joke is a very serious thing»
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