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«My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.»
Author: Henny Youngman
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«And the Philistines put themselves in array against Israel: and when they joined battle, Israel was smitten before the Philistines: and they slew of the army in the field about four thousand men.»
«When armies are mobilized and issues joined, the man who is sorry over the fact will win»
Author: Lao Tzu
(Philosopher)
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«I never joined the army because at ease was never that easy to me. Seemed rather uptight still. I don't relax by parting my legs slightly and putting my hands behind my back. That does not equal ease. At ease was not being in the military. I am at ease, bro, because I am not in the military.»
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