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«I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick»
«A Chicago alderman once confessed he needed physical exercise but didn't like jogging, because in that sport you couldn't hit anyone.»
Author: Andrew H. Malcolm
| About:
Sports
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alderman, Chicago, confessed, jog, jogging, physical exercise
«I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.»
«In Los Angeles, it's like they jog for two hours a day and then they think they're morally right. That's when you want to choke people, you know?»
«The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.»
«Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectations.»
Author: Norman Cousins
(Editor, Essayist)
| About:
Laughter
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enhances, Great Expectations, igniter, internal, jog, jogging, move around, moving around, organs, respiration
«Hearty laughter is a good way to jog internally without having to go outdoors.»
«Laughter is inner jogging.»
«I'm sorry Inigo. I didn't mean to jog him so hard.»
«The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.»
Author: Erma Bombeck
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Sex
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breathing, breathings, heavies, heavy, jog, jogging, take up
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