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«Joey : Pheebs, you wanna help? Phoebe : Oh, I wish I could, but I really don't want to.»
Author: Friends | Keywords: joey, phoebe
«Joey: It's just my character that's not brain-dead.»
Author: Friends | Keywords: brain dead, joey
«[Joey is making marinara sauce and filling every container possible with it. Chandler enters] Chandler: Whoa, whoa, so I'm guessing you didn't get the part... or Italy called and said it was hungry.»
Author: Friends | Keywords: chandler, container, enters, filling, Italy, joey, sauce, sauces, whoa
«Joey: You waited too long and now you're in 'The Friend Zone'.Ross: No, I'm not in the Zone.Joey: Come on, Ross; you're mayor of the Zone!»
Author: Friends | Keywords: advising, joey, Rachel, Ross, the zone, waited, zone, zones, zoning
«Ross: What if there is only one woman for everybody? You know. What if I get one woman and that's it? Unfortunately in my case there was one woman... for her. Joey: Ross, relax that's like saying there's only one flavour of ice-cream for you. Let me tell you something Ross, there's lots of flavours out there. There's rocky road, cookie dough and bing! Cherry vanilla. You can get them with jimmies or nuts, or whipped cream. Welcome back to the world, grab a spoon! Ross: I honestly don't know wether I'm hungry or horny. Chandler: You stay out of my freezer.»
Author: Friends | About: Friends | Keywords: Bing, chandler, cookie, cookies, cream, dough, flavour, freezer, grab, honestly, horny, ice cream, jimmies, jimmy, joey, nuts, one-woman, relax, rocky, Ross, spoon, The Rocky, unfortunately, vanilla, wether, whipped cream
«>Rachel, Ross, Pheobe and Joey are outside Monica and Chandlers door< Ross: Okay we will do rock paper scissors to deicde who goes in first. Rachel: Right. Ross: One, Two, Three>Ross does paper, Rachel does scissors and Pheobe does rock< Joey: >waggles his fingers in the air< heh heh! Ross: What is that? Joey: It's fire! It beats everything. Pheobe: Not water balloon! >holds her hand over Joeys< tsh! Joey: Oh yeah. >a note slides out from underneath Monica and Chandlers door< Ross: >reads the note< We know you out there. Joey: >reading the note over Ross' shoulder< Who do you think sent it?»
Author: Friends | Keywords: balloon, balloons, first water, hand over, hold water, in the air, joey, Monica, note, Oh Yeah, okay, Rachel, reads, Ross, scissor, scissors, shoulder, slides, sliding door, TSH, underneath, waggle, yeah
«[Chandler walks in] Joey: You know, with that goatee, you kinda look like Satan.»
Author: Friends | Keywords: goatee, joey, kinda, Satan, walks, with that
«[On living alone] Joey: I thought it'd be great, you know? have some time alone with my thoughts... turns out, I don't have as many thoughts as you'd think.»
Author: Friends | Keywords: joey, my thoughts
«Joey: I'm Joey. I'm disgusting. I make low-budget adult films.»
Author: Friends | Keywords: adult, budget, budgets, disgusting, films, joey
«Rachel: Joey... Why is there a book in the freezer?»
Author: Friends | Keywords: freezer, joey, Rachel
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