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«There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.»
Author: Dean Martin (Actor, Singer) | Keywords: jimmies, jimmy, Jimmy Stewart, museum, Stewart, wax
«I used to see Jim [Carrey] in comedy clubs and tell him 'This isn't going to get you anywhere. What you're good at is that nice Jimmy Stewart stuff.' Thank God he never listened.»
Author: Jane Leeves | Keywords: clubs, Jim, jimmies, jimmy, Jimmy Stewart, Jim Carrey, listened, Stewart
«Jimmy Connors plays two tennis matches and winds up with $850,000, and Muhammad Ali fights one bout and winds up with five million bucks. Me, I play one-hundred and ninety games, and I'm overpaid!»
Author: Johnny Bench | Keywords: Ali, bout, bouts, bucks, Connors, fights, jimmies, jimmy, Jimmy Connors, matches, Muhammad, Muhammad Ali, one hundred, overpaid, overpay, overpaying, tennis
«Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.»
Author: Mort Sahl | Keywords: carter, jimmies, jimmy, Jimmy Carter, ran, Reagan, unopposed
«Ross: What if there is only one woman for everybody? You know. What if I get one woman and that's it? Unfortunately in my case there was one woman... for her. Joey: Ross, relax that's like saying there's only one flavour of ice-cream for you. Let me tell you something Ross, there's lots of flavours out there. There's rocky road, cookie dough and bing! Cherry vanilla. You can get them with jimmies or nuts, or whipped cream. Welcome back to the world, grab a spoon! Ross: I honestly don't know wether I'm hungry or horny. Chandler: You stay out of my freezer.»
Author: Friends | About: Friends | Keywords: Bing, chandler, cookie, cookies, cream, dough, flavour, freezer, grab, honestly, horny, ice cream, jimmies, jimmy, joey, nuts, one-woman, relax, rocky, Ross, spoon, The Rocky, unfortunately, vanilla, wether, whipped cream
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