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«Israel may have the right to put others on trial, but certainly no one has the right to put the Jewish people and the State of Israel on trial.»
«Following the Jewish tradition, a dispenser of schmaltz (liquid chicken fat) is kept on the table to give the vampires heartburn if they get through the garlic defense.»
«If God, as some now say, is dead, He no doubt died of trying to find an equitable solution to the Arab-Jewish problem.»
«America is a place where Jewish merchants sell Zen love beads to agnostics for Christmas.»
«If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!»
Author: Kinky Friedman
(Novelist, Politician, Singer, Song Writer)
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elect, electing, elects, Jewish, justice, justice of the peace, limits, reduce, speed, speed limit
«I'm going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli.»
«A Jewish woman had 2 chickens. One got sick, so the woman made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.»
«I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.»
«All national institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian, or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit.»
Author: Thomas Paine
(Writer)
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Religion
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«But a short time elapsed after the death of the great reformer of the Jewish religion, before his principles were departed from by those who professed to be his special servants, and perverted into an engine for enslaving mankind, and aggrandizing their oppressors in Church and State.»
Author: Thomas Jefferson
(Author, President)
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