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«Yesterday Jerry Springer bowed out of the Ohio Senate race. He said, 'If I can't run the most embarrassing campaign in America, then I'm out of here.'»
Author: Craig Kilborn
| Keywords:
bowed, campaign, embarrassing, Jerry, jerry springer, Ohio, senate, senate race, springer
«When Jerry Lewis and I were big, we used to go to parties, and everybody thought I was big-headed and stuck up, and I wasn't. It was because I didn't know how to speak good English, so I used to keep my mouth shut.»
«Jerry Maguire: I am out here for you. You don't know what it's like to be ME out here for YOU. It is an up-at-dawn, pride-swallowing siege that I will never fully tell you about, ok?»
«Jerry Maguire: Jump in my nightmare, the water's warm!»
«German reunification: I view this in much the same way I view a possible Dean Martin - Jerry Lewis reconciliation: I never really enjoyed their work, and I'm not sure I need to see any of their new stuff»
Author: Dennis Miller
(Actor, Comedian)
| Keywords:
dean, deans, Dean Martin, German, Jerry, Jerry Lewis, Not sure, reconciliation, reunification, The Dean
«Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swim next time, OK Jerry?»
Author: Denis Leary
(Actor)
| About:
Marriage
| Keywords:
Jerry, Jerry Lewis, Old Enough, pool, swimming, swimming pool, swing, Tuesday
«Jerry Ford is so dumb that he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.»
Author: Lyndon B. Johnson
(President)
| Keywords:
chew, fart, farts, ford, gum, gums, Jerry, Jerry Ford
«My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy.»
Author: Roseanne Barr
(Host)
| Keywords:
cracker, crackers, Jerry, jerry springer, kit, polyester, shirt, springer, stretch, the skinny, T shirt, whiz, whizzing
«I remember how my great-uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle all day long. Once he whittled me a toy boat out of a larger toy boat I had. It was almost as good as the first one, except now it had bumpy whittle marks all over it. And no paint, because he had whittled off the paint.»
Author: Jack Handy
(Writer)
| Keywords:
all day long, all over, as good as, boat, bumpy, great-uncle, his uncle, Jerry, larger, Marks, porch, porches, toy, uncle, uncles, whittle, whittled, whittles
«Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off.»
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