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«There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.»
Author: Billy Joel
(Pianist, Singer, Song Writer)
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Sex
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butter, buttered, jellies, jelly, peanut, peanut butter, sandwich, sandwiches, Sandwich Is
«When fortune turns against you even jelly breaks your teeth»
«I'm so spoiled - I must have a Starbucks vanilla latte every day. Otherwise, it's going to be a bad day. I also love Jelly Bellies. But that's bad. Don't tell my mom.»
«You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by the way he eats jelly beans.»
Author: Ronald Reagan
(President)
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bean, beans, by the way, eats, fellow, jellies, jelly, Jelly beans
«Hell, if KY jelly went off the market, the whole California Angels pitching staff would be out of baseball.»
«Though we eat little flesh and drink no wine, Yet let's be merry; we'll have tea and toast; Custards for supper, and an endless host Of syllabubs and jellies and mince-pies, And other such ladylike luxuries»
«When the tide of misfortune moves over you, even jelly will break your teeth»
«PLATITUDE, n. The fundamental element and special glory of popular literature. A thought that snores in words that smoke. The wisdom of a million fools in the diction of a dullard. A fossil sentiment in artificial rock. A moral without the fable. All that is mortal of a departed truth. A demi-tasse of milk-and-mortality. The Pope's-nose of a featherless peacock. A jelly-fish withering on the shore of the sea of thought. The cackle surviving the egg. A desiccated epigram.»
«Isn't that the problem? That women have been swindled for centuries into substituting adornment for love, fashion (as it were) for passion? All the cosmetics names seemed obscenely obvious to me in their promises of sexual bliss. They were all firming or uplifting or invigorating. They made you tingle. Or glow. Or feel young. They were prepared with hormones or placentas or royal jelly. All the juice and joy missing in the lives of these women were to be supplied by the contents of jars and bottles. No wonder they would spend twenty dollars for an ounce of face makeup or thirty for a half-ounce of hormone cream. What price bliss? What price sexual ecstasy?»
Author: Erica Jong
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