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«I'm the worst person to be stuck with in a traffic jam.»
Author: Larry King | Keywords: jam, jammed, jams, stuck, stuck with, traffic, traffic jam, Traffic jams
«The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday - but never jam today.»
Author: Lewis Carroll (Logician, Mathematician, Novelist, Photographer) | Keywords: jam, jammed, jams, rule, tomorrow, yesterday
«Someone is putting brandy in your bonbons, Grand Marnier in your breakfast jam, Kahlua in your ice cream, Scotch in your mustard and Wild Turkey in your cake.»
Author: Marian Burros | Keywords: brandies, brandy, cake, cream, Grand Marnier, jam, jammed, jams, Kahlua, mustard, Scotch, turkey
«Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams.»
Author: Mary Ellen Kelly | About: America and Americans | Keywords: break up, drive off, horns, jammed, jams, Natives, Native American, traffic, traffic jam, Traffic jams
«Before we can leave our parents, they stuff our heads like the suitcases which they jam-pack with homemade underwear.»
Author: Maxine Hong Kingston (Writer) | Keywords: homemade, jam, jammed, jams, pack, suitcase, suitcases, underwear
«The Law of Raspberry Jam: the wider any culture is spread, the thinner it gets.»
Author: Alvin Toffler (Author) | About: Culture | Keywords: jam, jammed, jams, raspberry, thinner, wider
«And we certainly don't have full conversations on cellphones. You know? Usually the reception is so bad, but it's only bad on your side. The person talking to you has no clue...They're just rambling on and on. You've got your finger jammed in your ear, you're shushing people on the streets. You're ducked behind a dumpster so you can hear about your friend's new hair cut. 'What about the bangs are they shorter?!?...Are the bangs shorter?!?...THE BAAANGS!!!»
Author: Ellen DeGeneres (Actress, Comedian) | Keywords: bad person, banged, banging, bangs, bang out, clue, clues, clue in, conversations, cut short, ducked, Dumpster, ear, finger, hair, hair cut, jammed, jams, On and On, ramble, ramble on, rambling, reception, receptions, shorter, Short Cuts, talking to, The Streets
«The age demanded that we dance and jammed us into iron pants. And in the end the age was handed the sort of shit that it demanded.»
Author: Ernest Hemingway | Keywords: demanded, handed, Iron Hand, jammed, jams, pants, shit
«If a car comes past me in a traffic jam with a boom box going, I jump out of my skin. Those big booming basses. I'm just more sensitive to noise these days.»
Author: George Harrison | Keywords: bass, basses, boom, booming, jam, jammed, jams, jump out, traffic, traffic jam, Traffic jams
«Cross you heart, hope to die. Stick a needle in your eye. Jam a dagger in your thigh. Eat a horse manure pie!»
Author: Nancy Cartwright (Actress) | Keywords: dagger, daggers, eye of a needle, horse manure, jam, jammed, jams, manure, needle, PIE, thigh, thighs
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