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«I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image.»
«Mick Jagger and I just really liked each other a lot. We talked all night. We had the same views on nuclear disarmament.»
«How come all the teenies ever wanna do is tongue my Diamond tooth.[Mike Jagger]»
«Basically the thing at the time you used to just try and find girls that would fuck. The rest of it was just..yer know. I mean , it wasn't quite as easy then as it is now. Since the invention of the pill, its become much easier. [Mike Jagger]»
Author: The Rolling Stones | Keywords: fuck, Jagger, mike, the Pill
«Mick Jagger is about as sexy as a pissing toad.»
«He [Mick Jagger] moves like a parody between a majorette girl and Fred Astaire.»
«Lady: I've been waiting for two days and so far, no one's gotten in yet [the doctor's office].Samantha: I was once told I wouldnt' be able to get backstage to see Mick Jagger. Well I did get backstage...and I blew him. [Silence] Excuse me... I don't know if this is an appropriate question to ask...Lady: I think we passed appropriate a few seconds ago. Samantha: What kind of cancer do you have?Lady: Breast. Samantha: Breast! Me too. I'm curious...Do you have children?Lady: I'm a nun. Samantha: You have none. Lady: No, no, no...I AM a nun. But that doesn't mean that I didn't enjoy your Mick Jagger story. Samantha: I thought that nuns had to wear...Lady: Oh, I haven't worn a habbit in years. Samantha: So then...you don't have sex? Lady: No. Samantha: Never had sex?Lady: No. Samantha: Ohh. [thoughtful silence] Just one more. Lady: Go right ahead. Samantha: Are you allowed to masturbate?Lady: [thinking] I never asked. But thanks for getting my mind off cancer for the first time in a week. Samantha: Happy to help.»

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