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«To me all men are equal: there are jackasses everywhere, and I have the same contempt for them all»
Author: Karl Kraus (Critic, Journalist, Playwright, Poet) | About: Men | Keywords: contempt, jackass, Jackasses
«Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.»
Author: Paris Hilton (Actress, Entrepreneur, Model, Socialite) | About: Celebrity, Funny, Pets, Superficiality | Keywords: closet, garage, garages, jackass, Jackasses, jaguar, mink, pets, tiger
«Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one»
Author: Sam Rayburn (Lawyer, Politician) | Keywords: barn, barns, carpenter, jackass, Jackasses, kick down, The Carpenters
«A jackass can kick a barn down, but it takes a carpenter to build one»
Author: Sam Rayburn (Lawyer, Politician) | Keywords: barn, barns, carpenter, jackass, Jackasses, kick down, The Carpenters
«Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses.»
Author: Henry Louis Mencken (Critic, Journalist) | About: Democracy | Keywords: democracy, form of worship, jackal, Jackals, jackass, Jackasses, worship
«Philosophy consists very largely of one philosopher arguing that all other philosophers are jackasses. He usually proves it, and I should add that he also usually proves that he is one himself.»
Author: Henry Louis Mencken (Critic, Journalist) | Keywords: arguing, jackass, Jackasses, largely, philosopher, philosophers, proves
«Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There's nothing to do but to stand there and take it.»
Author: Lyndon B. Johnson (President) | About: Presidency | Keywords: hailstorm, jackass, Jackasses
«Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass.»
Author: Mark Twain (Humorist, Lecturer, Writer) | Keywords: concerning, jackass, Jackasses, observers, The Observer, wrongs
«Better to struggle with a sick jackass than carry the wood by yourself»
Author: Proverb | Keywords: jackass, Jackasses
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