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«There is no female Mozart because there is no female Jack the Ripper.»
Author: Camille Paglia | About: Women | Keywords: female, jack, Jack the Ripper, Mozart, ripper
«One of these days in your travels, a guy is going to come up to you and show you a nice brand-new deck of cards on which the seal is not yet broken, and this guy is going to offer to bet you that he can make the Jack of Spades jump out of the deck and squirt cider in your ear. But, son, do not bet this man, for as sure as you are standing there, you are going to end up with an earful of cider.»
Author: Damon Runyon (Journalist, Writer) | Keywords: brand, Brand New, cards, cider, come up, come up to, deck, decked, decks, deck of cards, earful, Have a Nice Day, jack, jump, jump out, nice guy, one of these days, seal, spade, spades, squirt, squirted, squirting, squirts, These Days, This guy, This Man, travels
«The public is entitled to know whether or not I am married to Jack The Ripper»
Author: Geraldine A. Ferraro | Keywords: entitled, jack, Jack the Ripper, ripper
«No doubt Jack the Ripper excused himself on the grounds that it was human nature.»
Author: A. A. Milne (Humorist) | Keywords: excused, grounds, Human nature, jack, jacks, Jack the Ripper, no doubt, ripper
«Oh the shark has pretty teeth, dear, / And he shows them pearly white. / Just a jack-knife has Macheath / And he keeps it out of sight.»
Author: Bertolt Brecht | Keywords: jack, knife, out of sight, pearly-white, pearly, shark, sharking, sharks, white shark
«Whenever I was upset by something in the papers, Jack always told me to be more tolerant, like a horse flicking away flies in the summer.»
Author: Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis | About: Tolerance | Keywords: flick, flicked, flicking, flicks, flying horse, jack, papers, upset
«The first Rotarian was the first man to call John the Baptist, Jack.»
Author: Henry Louis Mencken (Critic, Journalist) | Keywords: Baptist, Baptists, first man, jack, John the Baptist, Rotarian
«Say good-bye to Pat, say good-bye to Jack and say good-bye to yourself, because you're a nice guy.»
Author: Marilyn Monroe (Actress) | About: Friends | Keywords: bye, good-bye, jack, nice guy, pat, pats
«The jack-of-all-trades seldom is good at any. Concentrate all of your efforts on one definite chief aim.»
Author: Napoleon Hill | Keywords: chief, concentrate, definite, efforts, jack, jacks, jack of all trades, trades
«The world is grown so bad, that wrens make prey where eagles dare not perch.Since every Jack became a gentleman,There's many a gentle person made a Jack.»
Author: William Shakespeare (Dramatist, Playwright, Poet) | Keywords: eagles, jack, perch, perched, perches, prey, wrens
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