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«Oh I have been to Ludlow fair, and left my necktie God knows where. And carried half way home, or near, pints and quarts of Ludlow beer. Then the world seemed none so bad, and I myself a sterling lad. And down in lovely muck I've lain, happy -- till I woke up again.»
Author: Alfred Edward Housman | Keywords: I Woke Up, lad, lain, muck, mucked, muck about, near beer, necktie, neckties, Pints, quart, quarts, sterling, woke
«Last night I dreamed I had insomnia. I woke up exhausted, yet too well rested to go back to sleep.»
Author: Bob Ingman | About: Dreams, Sleep | Keywords: dreamed, exhausted, insomnia, I Woke Up, rested, woke
«I was the angriest little person imaginable. I woke up with a frown every morning. I barely talked, wore black all the time and had some serious teenage rebellion years.»
Author: Holly Marie Combs (Actress) | Keywords: angriest, barely, black person, frown, imaginable, I Woke Up, rebellion, talked, teenage, woke, wore
«When I was twelve, I went hunting with my father and we shot a bird. He was laying there and something struck me. Why do we call this fun to kill this creature who was as happy as I was when I woke up this morning.»
Author: Marv Levy | About: Animals, Hunting, Killing | Keywords: bird shot, hunting, I Woke Up, laying, struck, This Morning, twelve, woke
«When I woke up Sunday morning at the Open and stepped outside and felt the wind and rain in my face, I knew I had an excellent chance to win if I just took my time and trusted myself.»
Author: Tom Kite | About: Golf | Keywords: I Woke Up, Open and, stepped, Sunday, woke
«I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.»
Author: Tommy Cooper | About: Funny | Keywords: I Woke Up, marshmallow, pillow, pound, The Pillow, This Morning, woke
«I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield (Comedian) | Keywords: asleep, blind, blind man, fall asleep, fell, felled, felling, fells, I Woke Up, kid, library, one day, pimple, pimples, plenty, reading, The Library, woke
«The night I turned twenty-two, I drank a shot for every year. I was so drunk, I'd just walk up to people in the bar and hit them in the balls. My friends drove me home and left me propped up on the couch holding a bucket. I woke up with vomit all over me. The bucket was clean as a whistle.»
Author: Jon Stewart (Actor, Comedian) | Keywords: All Over Me, bar, bucket, buckets, couch, Couched, couches, couching, drank, drove, Drunk driving, every year, hit home, I Woke Up, propped, propping, props, prop up, the bar, twenty-two, vomit, vomited, vomiting, vomit up, walk-up, whistle, whistled, whistles, whistling, woke
«When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes»
Author: Stephen Wright (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: girlfriend, I Woke Up, This Morning, woke
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