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«If all it takes is an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters, how come AOL haven't written any Shakespeare yet?»
Author: Andy Dingley | Keywords: AOL, how come, infinite number, Monkeys, typewriters
«If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it»
Author: Bette Midler (Actress, Singer) | About: Sex | Keywords: how come, natural phenomenon, phenomenon
«If it's natural to kill, how come men have to go into training to learn how?»
Author: Joan Baez (Singer, Song Writer) | About: Killing | Keywords: go into, how come
«If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?»
Author: Milton Berle | Keywords: evolution, hands, how come, mothers, two-handed, works
«How come all the teenies ever wanna do is tongue my Diamond tooth.[Mike Jagger]»
Author: The Rolling Stones | Keywords: diamond, how come, Jagger, mike, tooth
«How come ''fat chance'' and ''slim chance'' mean the same thing?»
Author: Ziggy | Keywords: how come, slim, slimmer, slimmest, Slim Chance
«If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?»
Author: Billy Connolly (Actor) | Keywords: first name, how come, Jew, The Mexican
«How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?»
Author: Erma Bombeck | Keywords: go on, how come, sale, week
«If child molestation is actually your concern, how come we don't see Bradley tanks knocking down Catholic churches?»
Author: Bill Hicks (Comedian) | Keywords: Bradley, Catholic, Catholic churches, concern, how come, knocking, knockings, knock down, molestation, tanked, tanks
«How come the dove gets to be the peace symbol? How about the pillow? It has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have that dangerous beak»
Author: Jack Handy (Writer) | Keywords: beak, beaks, dives, diving, dove, feathers, how come, pillow, pillows, symbol, The Dove, The Pillow
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