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«Some people couldn't get a clue during clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if he smeared his body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance»
Author: John Sinnott | Keywords: clues, horny, mating, musk, smear, smeared, smearing, smears
«I've seldom seen a horny player walk into a bar and not let out exactly what he did for a living.»
Author: Johnny Bench | Keywords: horny, let out
«Ross: What if there is only one woman for everybody? You know. What if I get one woman and that's it? Unfortunately in my case there was one woman... for her. Joey: Ross, relax that's like saying there's only one flavour of ice-cream for you. Let me tell you something Ross, there's lots of flavours out there. There's rocky road, cookie dough and bing! Cherry vanilla. You can get them with jimmies or nuts, or whipped cream. Welcome back to the world, grab a spoon! Ross: I honestly don't know wether I'm hungry or horny. Chandler: You stay out of my freezer.»
Author: Friends | About: Friends | Keywords: Bing, chandler, cookie, cookies, cream, dough, flavour, freezer, grab, honestly, horny, ice cream, jimmies, jimmy, joey, nuts, one-woman, relax, rocky, Ross, spoon, The Rocky, unfortunately, vanilla, wether, whipped cream
«The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen and all of a sudden they've reached puberty, they believe that they like women. Actually, you're just horny. It doesn't mean you like women any more at twenty-one than you did»
Author: George William Curtis | About: Men, Men and Women, Mistakes | Keywords: fourteen, horny, of a sudden, puberty, thirteen, twenty one
«And blessed are the horny hands of toil»
Author: James Russell Lowell (Critic, Diplomat, Editor, Essayist, Poet) | About: Blessings | Keywords: horny
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