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«I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don't know one who wouldn't fall down the first open coal hole running after the first pretty girl who gave him a wink.»
«I would hope that understanding and reconciliation are not limited to the 19th hole alone.»
«Par is whatever I say it is. I've got one hole that's a par 23 and yesterday I damn near birdied the sucker.»
«There?s a huge hole in the whole Flood drama, because anything that could float or swim got away scot-free, and it was the idea to wipe out everything, He didn?t say, ?I will kill everything, except the floating ones and the swimming ones, who will get out due to a loophole.?»
«I played golf... I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying...»
Author: Mitch Hedberg (Comedian) | Keywords: golf, hole, played, satisfying
«Let your actions always speak for you, but be forever on guard against the terrible traps of false pride and conceit that can halt your progress. The next time you are tempted to boast, just place your fist in a full pail of water, and when you remove it, the hole remaining will give you a correct measure of your importance.»
«She sits composedly sentinel, with paws tucked under her, a good part of her days at present by some ridiculous little hole, the possible entry of a mouse.»
«Politics is like football; if you see daylight, go through the hole.»
«There's always a hole in theories somewhere if you look close enough.»
Author: Mark Twain (Humorist, Lecturer, Writer) | Keywords: hole, theories
«People need trouble -- a little frustration to sharpen the spirit on, toughen it. Artists do; I don't mean you need to live in a rat hole or gutter, but you have to learn fortitude, endurance. Only vegetables are happy.»

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