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«I didn't go to high school, and I didn't go to grade school either. Education, I think, is for refinement and is probably a liability.»
Author: H. L. Hunt
| About:
Education
| Keywords:
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«We have no higher life that is really apart from other people. It is by imagining them that our personality is built up; to be without the power of imagining them is to be a low-grade idiot.»
«Thinking in its lower grades is comparable to paper money, and in its higher forms it is a kind of poetry»
«They say the seeds of what we will do are in all of us, but it always seemed to me that in those who make jokes in life the seeds are covered with better soil and with a higher grade of manure.»
«The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating......and you finish off as an orgasm.»
Author: George Carlin
(Actor, Author, Comedian)
| About:
Humor,
Life
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«Allah has granted a grade higher to those who strive and fight with their goods and persons than to those who sit at home»
«But there are advantages to being elected President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret.»
Author: Ronald Reagan
(President)
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