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«The human race has been set up. Someone, somewhere, is playing a practical joke on us. Apparently, women need to feel loved to have sex. Men need to have sex to feel loved. How do we ever get started?»
Author: Billy Connolly
(Actor)
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«Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.»
«The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.»
«Love is the self-delusion we manufacture to justify the trouble we take to have sex.»
Author: Daniel S. Greenberg
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Love
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delusion, have sex, justify, justifying, manufacture, manufactured, manufactures, Manufacturing, take to, the self
«When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.»
Author: Matt Groening
(Cartoonist)
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Authority,
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Sex
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authorities, dangers, have sex, lesson, The Warning, warn
«My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often.»
«My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex?ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant.»
Author: Margaret Cho
(Comedian)
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«With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!»
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