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«One of these days in your travels, a guy is going to come up to you and show you a nice brand-new deck of cards on which the seal is not yet broken, and this guy is going to offer to bet you that he can make the Jack of Spades jump out of the deck and squirt cider in your ear. But, son, do not bet this man, for as sure as you are standing there, you are going to end up with an earful of cider.»
Author: Damon Runyon
(Journalist, Writer)
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«Mickey Mouse was the star in the early days, but he was too much of a Mr Nice Guy.»
«White people scare the crap out of me... I have never been attacked by a black person, never been evicted by a black person, never had my security deposit ripped off by a black landlord, never had a black landlord... never been pulled over by a black cop, never been sold a lemon by a black car salesman, never seen a black car salesman, never had a black person deny me a bank loan, never had a black person bury my movie, and I've never heard a black person say: We're going to eliminate ten thousand jobs here? have a nice day!»
Author: Michael Moore
(Author, Film Director)
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«Maybe you don't like your job, maybe you didn't get enough sleep, well nobody likes their job, nobody got enough sleep. Maybe you just had the worst day of your life, but you know, there's no escape, there's no excuse, so just suck up and be nice.»
«After a hard days work, it's nice to go back to the trailer and see him [her cat] sitting there waiting for me.»
«We've got to learn hard things in our lifetime, but it's love that gives you the strength. It's being nice to people and having a lot of fun and laughing harder than anything, hopefully every single day of your life.»
«They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize I'm going to miss mine by just a few days»
«They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.»
«What's nice about my dating life is that I don't have to leave my house. All I have to do is read the paper: I'm marrying Richard Gere, dating Daniel Day-Lewis, parading around with John F. Kennedy, Jr., and even Robert De Niro was in there for a day.»
Author: Julia Roberts
(Actress)
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«White people scare the crap out of me. ? I have never been attacked by a black person, never been evicted by a black person, never had my security deposit ripped off by a black landlord, never had a black landlord ? never been pulled over by a black cop, never been sold a lemon by a black car salesman, never seen a black car salesman, never had a black person deny me a bank loan, never had a black person bury my movie, and I've never heard a black person say: We're going to eliminate ten thousand jobs here - have a nice day!»
Author: Michael Moore
(Author, Film Director)
| Keywords:
attacked, bank loan, black person, bury, crap, deposit, eliminate, Have a Nice Day, job security, landlord, Landlords, pulled, pull off, ripped, rip off, salesman, scare, security deposit, sell off, sold, ten thousand, The Landlord
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