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«Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it.»
Author: Hank Ketcham | Keywords: chewing, chewing gum, flattery, gum, gums, swallow
«I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.»
Author: Mitch Hedberg (Comedian) | Keywords: blowing, bubble, carefree, flavor, flavored, flavors, gum, gums, mortality, pondered, pondering, ponders
«It is my indignant opinion that 90 percent of the moving pictures exhibited in America are so vulgar, witless and dull that it is preposterous to write about them in any publication not intended to be read while chewing gum.»
Author: Wolcott Gibbs (Writer) | About: Movies, Opinions | Keywords: chewing, chewing gum, exhibited, gum, gums, indignant, moving picture, picture writing, preposterous, publication, publications, witless, write about
«Why does a person even get up in the morning? You have breakfast, you floss your teeth so you'll have healthy gums in your old age, and then you get in your car and drive down I-10 and die. Life is so stupid I can't stand it.»
Author: Barbara Kingsolver (Activist, Writer) | Keywords: breakfast, die down, floss, flossing, get in, gums, old person, stupid person, teeth
«I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them.»
Author: Emo Philips | Keywords: bars, gum, gums, hoping, I go, lucky, singles, stool, stools
«TV is chewing gum for the eyes.»
Author: Frank Lloyd Wright (Architect, Writer) | About: Television | Keywords: chewed, chewing, chewing gum, chews, chew up, gum, gums, My TV
«Jerry Ford is so dumb that he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.»
Author: Lyndon B. Johnson (President) | Keywords: chew, fart, farts, ford, gum, gums, Jerry, Jerry Ford
«Adorned with cape, with tricorn, saintly soul singing in librarian tones an enameled song that coolly celebrates her chewing-gum enthusiasms.»
Author: Truman Capote (Novelist, Playwright, Writer) | Keywords: adorned, cape, celebrates, chewing, chewing gum, coolly, enamel, enameled, enthusiasms, gum, gums, librarian, librarians, saintly, The Librarian, tricorn
«This will never be a civilized country until we spend more money for books than we do for chewing gum.»
Author: Elbert Hubbard | About: Country | Keywords: chewing, chewing gum, civilized, gum, gums
«Television is chewing gum for the eyes.»
Author: Frank Lloyd Wright (Architect, Writer) | About: Television | Keywords: chewing, chewing gum, gum, gums
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