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«Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!»
Author: Anne Tyler (Novelist) | Keywords: Back to Earth, chicken, come back, cow, groceries, grocery, grocery store, haul, hauled, hauling, haul up, hunters, pets, pork
«I can spend hours in a grocery store. I get so excited when I see food, I go crazy. I spend hours arranging my baskets so that everything fits in and nothing gets squashed. I'm really anal about it, actually.»
Author: Cameron Diaz (Actress) | About: Food | Keywords: anal, arranging, baskets, excited, fits, groceries, grocery, grocery store, squash, squashed
«The grocery store is the great equalizer where mankind comes to grips with the facts of life like toilet tissue»
Author: Joseph Goldberg | Keywords: equalizer, facts of life, grips, groceries, grocery, grocery store, The Facts of Life, toilet, toilet tissue
«I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad a turkeys. There's turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastromi,.Some one needs to tell the turkey, man, just be yourself.»
Author: Mitch Hedberg (Comedian) | Keywords: bologna, groceries, grocery, grocery store, ham, meat, section, sections, stand in, store, turkey
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