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«You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?»
Author: Chris Rock | Keywords: accuses, accusing, America, arrogance, black, blacker, Black a, bush, bushes, Chinese, colon, crazy, cup, dick, France, Germany, golfer, golfers, good guy, go to, go to war, guy, In America, named, NBA, Only in America, powerful, rapper, Swiss, tallest, The Accused, The America, The Blacks, the Swiss, The three, the US, white, whited, whiter, whiting, World War I
«The Englishman wants to be recognized as a gentleman, or as some other suitable species of human being, the American wants to be considered a good guy.»
Author: Louis Kronenberger (Writer) | About: America and Americans, People | Keywords: Englishman, good guy, suitable
«Woman should stop going for the bad guys, stop looking so far when the good ones are right there.»
Author: Jennifer Aniston (Actress) | Keywords: bad guy, Bad Guys, good guy, guys, so far
«I've gone for each type: the rough guy; the nerdy, sweet, lovable guy; and the slick guy. I don't really have a type. Men in general are a good thing.»
Author: Jennifer Aniston (Actress) | Keywords: For each, good guy, Good Thing, in general, lovable, rough, slick, type
«I think all the boys that write the screaming stuff would write the best love songs.... because they have the most to hide. The guys that are in the most pain are usually the ones with the biggest hearts.»
Author: Tori Amos (Singer) | About: Music, Pain, Singers and singing | Keywords: biggest, Big Boys, boys, Good Boy, good guy, Good Stuff, guys, hide, one of the boys, screaming, songs, stuff, The Boys
«Here's a good thing to do if you go to a party and you don't know anybody: First take out the garbage. Then go around and collect any extra garbage that people might have, like a crumpled napkin, and take that out too. Pretty soon people will want to meet the busy garbage guy.»
Author: Jack Handy (Writer) | Keywords: busy, collect, collects, crumpled, extra, garbage, garbage can, good guy, Good Thing, go around, guy, Meet The, napkin, napkins, party, Pretty Things, take out, Take That
«A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that *you* got bit by a snake. Then start an argument with him about who's going to go get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.»
Author: Jack Handy (Writer) | Keywords: argument, bit, bitten, crying, funny, Getting started, good argument, good guy, go about, go for, guys, hike, hiked, hiking, joke, Just a, poisonous, pretend, snake
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