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«I don't understand people who like to work and talk about it like it was some sort of goddamn duty. Doing nothing feels like floating on warm water to me. Delightful, perfect.»
Author: Ava Gardner (Actress) | Keywords: delightful, doing nothing, floating, goddamn
«Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupis... one of those two doesn't sound right.»
Author: Mitch Hedberg (Comedian) | About: Comedy, Funny | Keywords: alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, goddamn, yelled
«I'm the nicest goddamn dame that ever lived.»
Author: Bette Davis | Keywords: dame, dames, goddamn, nicest
«I am ready for whatever's coming. I expect nothing but to be let down or turned away. I am alone. Goddamn. The shit hurts sometimes, but I realize what I am, what I have become. The alien man waved his arms up and down and noticed that he couldn't wave in the right language so he stopped.»
Author: Henry Rollins (Actor, Author, Poet, Singer) | About: Music | Keywords: alien, arms, goddamn, hurts, let down, noticed, shit, stopped, turned, turning away, turn down, up and down, waved
«That's an act, that's a frying pan, that's a stove, you're an alcoholic! Dude, I'm tripping right now, and I still see that that's a fucking egg, alright? I see the UFO's around it, but that's a goddamn egg in the middle. There's a hobbit eating it, but goddammit that hobbit's eating a fucking egg! He's on a unicorn. But, no, th-th-th-that's a fucking egg. How dare you have a wino tell me not to do drugs!»
Author: Bill Hicks (Comedian) | Keywords: alcoholic, alcoholics, do drugs, dude, dudes, egg, fried egg, fries, fry, frying, frying pan, fucking, goddamn, hobbit, Pan, panning, pan out, Right Now, stove, The Unicorns, tripping, UFO, unicorn, unicorns
«Nixon is a shifty-eyed goddamn liar. . . . .He's one of the few in the history of this country to run for high office talking out of both sides of his mouth at the same time and lying out of both sides»
Author: Harry S Truman (President) | Keywords: eyed, goddamn, liar, Nixon, run for, shifty, sides, The History, The History of
«Folks still remember the day ole Bob Riley came bouncing down that dirt road in his pickup. Pretty soon, it was bouncing higher and higher. The tires popped, and the shocks broke, but that truck kept bouncing. Some say it bounced clean over the moon, but whoever says that is a goddamn liar.»
Author: Jack Handy (Writer) | Keywords: bob, bobbing, Bobs, bob up, bounced, bounces, bouncing, break of day, broke, clean, dirt, folks, goddamn, Higher And Higher, liar, OLE, pickup, pickup truck, popped, popping, pops, pop in, pop up, Riley, shocks, tires, truck, trucks
«Love is blind, but desire just doesn't give a good goddamn»
Author: James Thurber (Writer) | About: Love | Keywords: goddamn
«I was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, and somebody was giving booze to these goddamn things»
Author: Johnny Depp (Actor) | Keywords: booze, fucking, goddamn, reptile, reptiles, zoo, zoos
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