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«Don't call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses»
«Do not expect the world to look bright, if you habitually wear gray-brown glasses.»
«A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.»
Author: Fred Allen
(Comedian)
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Celebrity,
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| Keywords:
dark glasses, glasses, well known
«In grade school, I was a complete geek. You know, there's always the kid who's too short, the kid who wears glasses, the kid who's not athletic. Well, I was all three.»
Author: Julianne Moore
(Actress)
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athletic, geek, glasses, grade, grade school, Too Short
«Film stars to me were always six feet four, had perfect teeth and could do handstands on Malibu Beach - and didn't need glasses»
«And they always find in archeology ?a series of small walls.? Every time, a series of small walls. Everywhere you go. ?We?ve found a series of small walls, we?re very excited? I think this proves they had walls in olden days. They were very small, and? a series of small wall people.? And then someone comes along, very learned, with glasses, ?Of course, the king and queen entertained here? 1,500 courtiers, and there were soldiers, 20,000 soldiers in this room, and elephants dancing hopscotch over there? A mad fiddler in this room, playing the banjo, buttocks and aqueducts into a heater?? And you?re just watching, and going, ?You?re making this up, mate! You?re just pointing at a series of small walls, going, ?there, there? Tutankhamen playing banjo in there?? Don?t know if it?s true.?»
Author: Eddie Izzard
(Actor, Comedian)
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«If the eye does not want to see, neither light nor glasses will help»
«>in divination< Harry: Wait, I've got two neptunes, that cant be right!Ron: >imitating professor trelwany< Ahh! Two neptunes is a sure sign a midget in glasses is being born!»
«In that day the Lord will take away the bravery of their tinkling ornaments about their feet, and their cauls, and their round tires like the moon, / The chains, and the bracelets, and the mufflers, / The bonnets, and the ornaments of the legs, and the headbands, and the tablets, and the earrings, / The rings, and nose jewels, / The changeable suits of apparel, and the mantles, and the wimples, and the crisping pins, / The glasses, and the fine linen, and the hoods, and the vails.»
«He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk.»
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