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«A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's really attractive.»
Author: Bruce Jay Friedman | About: Girlfriends | Keywords: code, dishonorable, girlfriend, justify, mischief
«My girlfriend still doesn't know why her sweaters are always stretched out.»
Author: Ed Wood | Keywords: girlfriend, stretched out, sweaters
«Even Tom Sawyer had a girlfriend and to talk about adults without talking about their sex drives is like talking about a window without glass.»
Author: Grace Metalious | About: Adulthood, Sex | Keywords: girlfriend, glass window, sawyer, sex drive, tom, Tom Sawyer
«I have stepped off the relationship scene to come to terms with myself. I have spent most of my adult life being 'someone's girlfriend', and now I am happy being single.»
Author: Penelope Cruz (Actress) | About: Celibacy, Relationships | Keywords: girlfriend, scene, stepped
«I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend.»
Author: Pink (Singer) | Keywords: boyfriends, girlfriend
«Appearance is something you should definitely consider when you're going out. Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that.»
Author: Usher (Singer) | Keywords: clip, clipped, clipping, definitely, girlfriend, nails
«My girlfriend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'.»
Author: Emo Philips | About: Sex | Keywords: girlfriend, pervert, perverting, perverts
«My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.»
Author: Steve Jobs (Entrepreneur, Founder) | About: Girlfriends | Keywords: girlfriend
«I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.»
Author: Mitch Hedberg (Comedian) | About: Girlfriends | Keywords: girlfriend
«I got in an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because I tried to walk out, and had to slam the flap.»
Author: Mitch Hedberg (Comedian) | About: Arguments, Comedy, Funny, Relationships | Keywords: argument, flap, flapped, flapping, flaps, girlfriend, I Tried, slam, slamming, slams, tent, walk out
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