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«All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all the others.»
Author: Cynthia Heimel | About: Men | Keywords: careful, frogs, giraffe, giraffes, insecure, puppies, ruin, silly, slimier, slimy, The Others, woebegone
«You need that guy like a giraffe needs strep throat.»
Author: Ann Landers (Advice columnist) | Keywords: giraffe, giraffes, throat
«I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree then prehaps I should, so that other giraffes may die»
Author: Eddie Izzard (Actor, Comedian) | Keywords: giraffe, giraffes
«You can't always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream.»
Author: Frank Zappa (Composer, Guitarist, Satirist, Song Writer) | Keywords: chord, chords, cream, creamed, creams, filled, giraffe, giraffes, rely, say-so, The Chords, The Cream, ugly, whipped, whipped cream, whipping
«Basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo.»
Author: Ogden Nash (Writer) | Keywords: basket, basketball, giraffe, giraffes, umbilicus, zoo
«God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant, and the cat. He has no real style. He just keeps on trying other things.»
Author: Pablo Picasso (Artist, Painter) | About: Art, God | Keywords: artist, elephant, giraffe, giraffes, invented, in style, keeps, My Style, style, styled, The Cat, The Elephant
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