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«The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves.»
Author: David Letterman
(Comedian, Host)
| Keywords:
briefings, bush, bushes, George, George I, George W. Bush, George W, jokes, the George, The White, The White House, white, White House
«I would like to apologize for referring to George W. Bush as a deserter. What I meant to say is that George W. Bush is a deserter, an election thief, a drunk driver, a WMD liar, and a functional illiterate. And he poops his pants»
Author: Michael Moore
(Author, Film Director)
| About:
Funny
| Keywords:
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«NEW RULE: 'Kidiots' Leave the children behind. At least until they learn something. A new study has shown that half of American high schools agree that newspapers should only be able to publish government-approved material. Almost one out of five said people should not be allowed to voice unpopular opinions..This is the first generation after September 11th, who discovered news during a 'watch what you say' administration...George W. Bush once asked, 'is our children learning.' No, they isn't. A better question would be, 'is our teacher's teaching?'»
Author: Bill Maher
(Actor, Comedian, Producer, Writer)
| About:
Comedy,
Politics
| Keywords:
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«Now see, a lot of critics are saying Arnold can't get elected because he's just an ambitious guy with a famous name, who doesn't know anything about running the government. Didn't hurt George Bush.»
«Our founders did not oust George III in order for us to crown Richard I.»
Author: Ralph Nader
(Activist, Lawyer)
| Keywords:
foundering, founders, George, George III, III, oust, ousting, Richard, Richard I, The Founders
«The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don't know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, 'I've got one question: What color is the red phone?'»
Author: Bill Maher
(Actor, Comedian, Producer, Writer)
| Keywords:
briefings, Clinton, George, George Bush, phone, White House, working out
«The sound shivers through the walls, through the table, through the window frame, and into my finger. These distraction-oholics. These focus-ophobics. Old George Orwell got it backward. Big Brother isn't watching. He's singing and dancing. He's pulling rabbits out of a hat. Big Brother's holding your attention every moment you're awake. He's making sure you're always distracted. He's making sure you're fully absorbed... and this being fed, it's worse than being watched. With the world always filling you, no one has to worry about what's in your mind. With everyone's imagination atrophied, no one will ever be a threat to the world.»
Author: Chuck Palahniuk
(Journalist, Novelist, Satirist)
| Keywords:
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«St George he was for England, / And before he killed the dragon / He drank a pint of English ale / Out of an English flagon.»
«Of course with John McCain out of the race, George W. Bush has to pick a running mate. Which is kind of a scary proposition when you think about it. I mean his dad picked Dan Quayle, an he isn't as smart as his dad.»
Author: Jay Leno
(Comedian, Host)
| Keywords:
dad, Dan, Dan Quayle, George, George W. Bush, George W, John McCain, mate, McCain, picked, proposition, Quayle, running mate, scary
«Some people think George is weird, because he has sideburns behind his ears. I think George is weird, because he has false teeth with braces on them.»
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