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«A guy walks up to me and asks 'What's Punk?'. So I kick over a garbage can and say 'That's punk!'. So he kicks over a garbage can and says 'That's Punk?', and I say 'No that's trendy!»
«I've dated men my age, younger than me and older. The only difference is the young ones are quicker at taking out the garbage.»
«I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out.»
«If you're a star you go through the front door carrying the roses, instead of through the back door carrying the garbage.»
«[as the garbage compactor closes in] Han Solo: One thing's for sure, we're all gonna be a lot thinner.»
«God helps all the children as they move into a time of life they do not understand and must struggle through with precepts they have picked from the garbage can of older people, clinging with the passion of the lost to odds and ends that will mess th»
Author: Lillian Hellman
(Playwright)
| Keywords:
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«GEOLOGY, n. The science of the earth's crust --to which, doubtless, will be added that of its interior whenever a man shall come up garrulous out of a well. The geological formations of the globe already noted are catalogued thus: The Primary, or lower one, consists of rocks, bones or mired mules, gas-pipes, miners' tools, antique statues minus the nose, Spanish doubloons and ancestors. The Secondary is largely made up of red worms and moles. The Tertiary comprises railway tracks, patent pavements, grass, snakes, mouldy boots, beer bottles, tomato cans, intoxicated citizens, garbage, anarchists, snap-dogs and fools.»
Author: Ambrose Bierce
(Editor, Journalist, Writer)
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«Americans can eat garbage, provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup, mustard, chili sauce, Tabasco sauce, cayenne pepper, or any other condiment which destroys the original flavor of the dish»
Author: Henry Miller
(Author, Writer)
| About:
America and Americans,
Food
| Keywords:
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«Here's a good thing to do if you go to a party and you don't know anybody: First take out the garbage. Then go around and collect any extra garbage that people might have, like a crumpled napkin, and take that out too. Pretty soon people will want to meet the busy garbage guy.»
Author: Jack Handy
(Writer)
| Keywords:
busy, collect, collects, crumpled, extra, garbage, garbage can, good guy, Good Thing, go around, guy, Meet The, napkin, napkins, party, Pretty Things, take out, Take That
«In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| About:
America and Americans,
Television
| Keywords:
Beverly, Beverly Hills, garbage, garbage can, hills, television show, television shows
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