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«I can't think of a more wonderful thanksgiving for the life I have had than that everyone should be jolly at my funeral»
«If you want to see what your friends and family think of you, die broke, and see who comes to your funeral»
Author: Gregory Nunn | About: Death and dying, Friends, Funerals | Keywords: broke, funeral
«Haul up the flag, you mourners, Not half-mast but all the way; The funeral is done and disbanded; The devil's had the final say»
«Hardly a book of human worth, be it heaven's own secret, is honestly placed before the reader; it is either shunned, given a Periclean funeral oration in a hundred and fifty words, or interred in the potter's field of the newspapers back pages.»
«He who comes for the inheritance is often made to pay for the funeral»
Author: Yiddish Proverb | About: Funerals | Keywords: funeral, inheritance
«In our society any man who doesn't cry at his mother's funeral is liable to be condemned to death»
«It's bad taste to be wise all the time, like being at a perpetual funeral»
«I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.»
«I did not attend his funeral, but I wrote a nice letter saying I approved of it»
«I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.»

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