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«They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.»
Author: Bill Hicks
(Comedian)
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Everything You, fucking, marijuana, normally, pot, potted, smoking, unmotivated
«Most men are the same. They're only interested in fucking you and they don't care whether you're happy or sad. They just want to get on with their business in and out of bed, and they make you feel that you don't count except as their sex toy.»
«They paint fucking white lines in the middle of the road and the cops tell you you can't drive there, but they don't do anything to prevent you like puting nails in the road.»
«The worst kind of non-smokers are the ones that come up to you and cough. That's pretty fucking cruel isn't it? Do you go up to cripples and dance too?»
«Life is full of choices, if you have the guts to go for it. That's why I get immediately bored with anyone's complaining about how boring their life is, or how bad their town is. Fucking leave and go somewhere else. Or don't.»
«That's an act, that's a frying pan, that's a stove, you're an alcoholic! Dude, I'm tripping right now, and I still see that that's a fucking egg, alright? I see the UFO's around it, but that's a goddamn egg in the middle. There's a hobbit eating it, but goddammit that hobbit's eating a fucking egg! He's on a unicorn. But, no, th-th-th-that's a fucking egg. How dare you have a wino tell me not to do drugs!»
«Johnny Appleseed was a fucking biological terrorist.»
Author: Chuck Palahniuk
(Journalist, Novelist, Satirist)
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«Too fucking busy, and vice versa. [Reply to her editor who was bugging her for her belated work while she was on her honeymoon]»
«I have no emotional stake in Panda fucking.»
«I was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, and somebody was giving booze to these goddamn things»
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