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«If being sane is thinking there's something wrong with being different....I'd rather be completely fucking mental.»
Author: Angelina Jolie (Actress) | About: Sanity, Thinking | Keywords: different, fucked, fucking, fuck all, fuck up, fuck you, mental, sane, saner, sanest, thinking
«Most men are the same. They're only interested in fucking you and they don't care whether you're happy or sad. They just want to get on with their business in and out of bed, and they make you feel that you don't count except as their sex toy.»
Author: Cameron Diaz (Actress) | About: Reality, Sex | Keywords: bed, business, count, fucked, fucking, fuck all, fuck up, fuck you, get on, get on with, interested, sad, The Toy, toy, toyed, toy with
«Fucking ignore the system, use it when it suits you.»
Author: Johnny Rotten (Musician) | Keywords: fucked, fucking, fuck all, fuck up, fuck you, ignore, suits, system, the system, use
«Even if you think the flame has died, there's at least one lyric that'll hit that last hot spot, and then you'll find yourself as fucked as you were the day you lied and said you never wanted to see her again.»
Author: John Mayer (Singer, Song Writer) | Keywords: As You Were, flame, fucked, hot spot, lied, lyric, spot, The Flame
«I do not want to be the leader. I refuse to be the leader. I want to live darkly and richly in my femaleness. I want a man lying over me, always over me. His will, his pleasure, his desire, his life, his work, his sexuality the touchstone, the command, my pivot. I don?t mind working, holding my ground intellectually, artistically; but as a woman, oh, God, as a woman I want to be dominated. I don?t mind being told to stand on my own feet, not to cling, be all that I am capable of doing, but I am going to be pursued, fucked, possessed by the will of a male at his time, his bidding.»
Author: Anais Nin (Author) | Keywords: All That, artistically, bidding, capable, cling, clung, command, darkly, desire, dominated, dominated by, feet, femaleness, fucked, fuck all, fuck up, fuck you, grinding, ground, grounding, ground out, holding, intellectually, I Want to Live, leader, lying, My own, Oh God, Oh He, pivot, pivots, pleasure, possessed, pursued, refuse, richly, sexuality, stand, told, touchstone, touchstones, working, workings, working man
«I think on the seventh day, God was running around, going, ?Oh, my God! What haven?t I?? Rwanda! I better create Rwanda! Sorry, haven?t quite done that? The Tower of Pisa! Oh, it?s leaning? Oh, shi? done! Toilets in French camping sites? there we go. English football hooligans? there we go, whatever that is? Mrs. Thatcher?s heart? there we go? oh, fuck that! I know, I?ll put a stone in, that?ll work! There we go??The next week, I think, people are coming back, going, ?Rwanda doesn?t work very well; infrastructure?s fucked.?»
Author: Eddie Izzard (Actor, Comedian) | About: God | Keywords: camped, camping, coming back, English people, football, French, French people, fuck, fucked, infrastructure, leaning, lean back, Mrs, Oh My, Pisa, running back, Rwanda, seventh, Seventh day, sites, thatcher, The Tower, toilets, tower, Tower of, Tower of Pisa, very well
«It's all this cold-hearted fucking that is death and idiocy.»
Author: D.H. Lawrence (Essayist, Novelist, Poet) | Keywords: cold, fucked, fucking, fuck all, fuck up, fuck you, hearted, idiocy
«Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck»
Author: George Carlin (Actor, Author, Comedian) | About: Alcohol, Funny, Humor, Women | Keywords: alcoholics, drink, female, fuck, fucked, fuck all, fuck up, fuck you, instead, pregnant, The Warning, told, warning, warnings
«I don't know what to do during a moment of silence. What do they expect of me? They don't say pray. Fuck 'em, I'll pray if I want to. Hey! Pray!. I don't know what to do. Sometimes I have evil thoughts.»
Author: George Carlin (Actor, Author, Comedian) | Keywords: fucked
«I'm also tired of hearing about innocent victims; this is an outmoded idea. There are no innocent victims. If you're born on this world you're guilt, period, f*ck you, end of report, next case. Your birth certificate is proof of guilt.»
Author: George Carlin (Actor, Author, Comedian) | Keywords: birth certificate, case, certificate, certificates, fuck, fucked, fuck all, fuck up, fuck you, guilt, hearing, hearings, innocent, outmoded, period, proof, report, report it, tired, tired of, victims
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