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«[to moe on the phone] Hi. I'm looking for a man first name hugh last name jass. [moe: ok as anyone seen a Hugh Jass? hello I'm looking for a Hugh Jass!]»
Author: Bart Simpson | Keywords: first name, hello, Hugh, last name, O.K., ok, phone
«My mother's very proud of the name she gave me. She thought it sounded rhythmically better. It doesn't really make a difference to me what people call me, but since my mother calls me Holly Marie when she's angry, I prefer just my first name.»
«The ultimate indignity is to be given a bedpan by a stranger who calls you by your first name.»
«Jean Harlow [Hollywood's sexy actress] kept calling Margot Asquith by her first name, or kept trying to: she pronounced it Margot. Finally Margot set her right. `No, no, Jean. The t is silent as in Harlow.'»
«One-way first-name calling always means inequality - witness servants, children, and dogs»
«If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?»
«When I eventually met Mr Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.»
«Rembrandt's first name was Beauregard, which is why he never used it.»
Author: Dave Barry (Humorist, Writer) | Keywords: first name, Rembrandt

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