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«Figures won't lie but liars will figure»
Author: Charles Grosvenor | Keywords: figure, figures, liars
«If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen.»
Author: Cher (Actress, Singer) | Keywords: figure, figure out
«I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.»
Author: Dave Edison | Keywords: desperately, figure, figure out, helmets, kamikaze, pilots, wore
«I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. It's been about two months since I've worked out. And I just don't have the time. Which uh..is odd. Because I have the time to go out to dinner. And uh..and watch tv. And get a bone density test. And uh.. try to figure out what my phone number spells in words.»
Author: Ellen DeGeneres (Actress, Comedian) | Keywords: all the time, bone, density, dinner, figure, figure out, go out, months, Number Two, odd, odd number, out to, phone, phone number, spells, TV dinner, worked, working out, work out
«For an actress to be a success she must have the face of Venus, the brains of Minerva, the grace of Terpsichore, the memory of Macaulay, the figure of Juno, and the hide of a rhinoceros»
Author: Ethel Barrymore | About: Actors and acting, Success | Keywords: actress, Brains, figure, hide, Juno, Macaulay, Minerva, rhinoceros, terpsichore, The Actress, The Face of, Venus
«Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up»
Author: James Magary | About: Computers | Keywords: ADD, add up, Computers, figure, figure out, kinds
«Am I holding on, thinking that surely he's going to figure out that I'm right? Is there some possibility that I'm not? :-)»
Author: Jan Denise (Author, Columnist, Speaker) | Keywords: figure, figure out, holding
«Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.»
Author: Mae West (Actress) | Keywords: figure, figure out, figuring, meet, protect, wants
«I don't suppose there's any public figure that's ever been subject to any more violent personal attacks than I have.»
Author: Bill Clinton (President) | Keywords: attacks, figure, public figure, subject to, suppose, violent
«Do not breed. Nothing gives less pleasure than childbearing. Pregnancies are damaging to health, spoil the figure, wither the charms, and it's the cloud of uncertainty forever hanging over these events that darkens a husband's mood.»
Author: Marquis De Sade (Novelist) | Keywords: breed, charms, childbearing, cloud, damaged, damages, damaging, darken, darkening, darkens, events, figure, hanging, husband, mood, pregnancies, spoil, uncertainties, uncertainty, wither, withering
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