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«Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat»
Author: Alex Levin | Keywords: alcohol, all four, caffeine, coffee, fat, food groups, glass, groups, Irish, Irish coffee, provides, sugar, sugared, The Sugar
«We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, 'You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms.'»
Author: Elayne Boosler (Activist, Comedian) | Keywords: fat, front, front line, general, lines, military, The Enemy, The Front, The General, The Military, The Women, uniforms
«I have always wanted a mistress who was fat, and I have never found one. To make a fool of me, they are always pregnant.»
Author: Paul Gauguin | Keywords: fat, mistress, pregnant
«I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield (Comedian) | Keywords: fat, hang, hang out, one way, thin
«The modern picture of the artist began to form: The poor, but free spirit, plebeian but aspiring only to be classless, to cut himself forever free from the bonds of the greedy bourgeoisie, to be whatever the fat burghers feared most, to cross the line wherever they drew it, to look at the world in a way they couldn't see, to be high, live low, stay young forever -- in short, to be the bohemian.»
Author: Thomas Wolfe | Keywords: aspiring, bohemian, bonds, bourgeoisie, classless, cut short, draw a line, draw the line, Drew, fat, feared, Forever Free, free spirit, greedy, in a way, in low spirits, in short, low spirits, plebeian, Short Cuts
«I guess I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old.»
Author: Benjamin Franklin (Inventor, Philosopher, Printer, Scientist, Statesman, Writer) | Keywords: fat, fats, fatter, fattest, guess, guessed, so much
«The devil has put a penalty on all things we enjoy in life. Either we suffer in health or we suffer in soul or we get fat.»
Author: Albert Einstein (Physicist) | Keywords: all, devil, either, enjoy, fat, fats, fatter, fattest, get, has, health, life, like the devil, penalties, penalty, put, put over, put through, put under, soul, suffer, the Devil, things
«No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.»
Author: George Bernard Shaw (Critic, Essayist, Playwright) | Keywords: body, brain, diet, dieted, dieting, diets, entirely, fat, fats, fatter, fattest, good looks, might, office, public, public office, remove, run, run for, The Brain
«Love fed fat soon turns to boredom»
Author: Ovid (Author, Poet) | About: Boredom, Love | Keywords: boredom, fat, Fed
«I find no sweeter fat than sticks to my own bones.»
Author: Walt Whitman (Poet) | Keywords: bones, fat, sticks, sweeter
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