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«Men don't fake orgasm - no man wants to pull a face like that on purpose»
Author: Allan Pease
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Men
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fake, faked, fakes, faking, on purpose, orgasm, orgasms, pull, pull a face
«Romance, like the rabbit at the dog track, is the elusive, fake, and never attained reward which, for the benefit and amusement of our masters, keeps us running and thinking in safe circles»
«I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.»
Author: John Waters
(Film Director)
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Christopher, Christopher Columbus, Columbus, Columbus Day, fake, holidays, mail, Monday, Mondays
«The hair is real; it's the head that's fake»
«I am totally against plastic surgery. A lot of people think I have breast implants because I have the biggest boobs in the business. But I was a 34C when I was 17...They stay up when I wear a push-up bra. But if people could see me when I come home and take off my bra, how could they think these are fake?»
Author: Tyra Banks
(Model)
| Keywords:
boob, boobs, breast implants, come home, fake, implants, plastic, plastic surgery, push up, surgery, take off, wear off
«The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour -- ha ha ha ha ha -- they'll take you away, man. You can't.»
Author: Lenny Bruce
(Comedian, Satirist)
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art form, comedy, fake, ha-ha, Ha Ha Ha, laugh away
«My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head.»
«Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake IDs.»
«I think a good product would be Baby Duck Hat. It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then all of the sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man those ducks really take off! Also Baby Duck Hat is good for parties. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)»
«Nothing is so easy to fake as the inner vision.»
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