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«Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.»
Author: Helen Rowland
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40th birthday,
Funny,
Life
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arched, arches, begins, eyesight, fallen, faulty, four, four times, rheumatism, story, Telling Stories, tells a story, tendency, three, times
«I never questioned the integrity of an umpire. Their eyesight, yes.»
«Drinking tea quenches thirst, relieves indigestion, clears the throat, reduces sleepiness, soothes waterway, brightens eyesight, promotes thinking, eliminates anguish and cuts down grease. One cannot live a day without tea.»
Author: Tsien Tsun Nien
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anguish, brightens, cuts, eliminates, eyesight, grease, greased, greases, greasing, indigestion, promotes, quenches, reduces, relieves, sleepiness, soothes, throat, waterway
«Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age / as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.»
«In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife.»
Author: Spike Milligan
(Actor, Humorist)
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Caught in The Act, cow, eyesight, farmhand, India
«A man loses his fortune; he gains earnestness. His eyesight goes; it leads him to a spirituality. The girl loses her beauty; she becomes more sympathetic. We think we are pushing our own way bravely, but there is a great Hand in ours all the time.»
«Therefore hath the LORD recompensed me according to my righteousness, according to the cleanness of my hands in his eyesight.»
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