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«To me, the definition of focus is knowing exactly where you want to be today, next week, next month, next year, then never deviating from your plan. Once you can see, touch and feel your objective, all you have to do is pull back and put all your strength behind it, and you'll hit your target every time.»
«Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.»
Author: Clifford Stoll | About: Advice | Keywords: every month, new one, password, toothbrush
«Why does this happen every month? It seems like right about the same time every month, Kyle's mom gets a hair up her ass about something, and I always end up getting screwed by it.»
Author: Eric Cartman | Keywords: every month, mom, screwed
«The month of May was come, when every lusty heart beginneth to blossom, and to bring forth fruit.»
«We just kept moving back and forth because my mother never had a job. We kept getting kicked out of every house we were in. I believe six months was the longest we ever lived in a house.»
«Some couples go over their budgets very carefully every month. Others just go over them.»
«The law of God, as quite plainly expressed in woman's construction, is this: There shall be no limit put upon your intercourse with the other sex sexually, at any time of life. During twenty-three days in every month (in the absence of pregnancy) from the time a woman is seven years old till she dies of old age, she is ready for action, and competent. As competent as the candlestick is to receive the candle. Competent every day, competent every night. Also, she wants that candle / yearns for it, longs for it, hankers after it, as commanded by the law of God in her heart.»

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