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«I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my brain, because later you might think you're having a good idea but it's just eggs hatching.»
Author: Jack Handy
(Writer)
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animal, Better Late Than Never, bores, eggs, good egg, good idea, hatches, hatching, hole, In My Head, later, lays
«I'm frightened of eggs, worse than frightened, they revolt me. That white round thing without any holes have you ever seen anything more revolting than an egg yolk breaking and spilling its yellow liquid? Blood is jolly, red. But egg yolk is yellow, revolting. I've never tasted it.»
«He that but looketh on a plate of ham and eggs to lust after it hath already committed breakfast with it in his heart»
Author: C.S. Lewis
(Novelist, Scholar)
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after, already, breakfast, breakfasted, breakfasts, committed, egged, egging, eggs, egg on, ham, ham and eggs, His, lust, lusted, lusting, lust after, plate, plated, plating, The Eggs
«It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard.»
«I do not like green eggs and ham I do not like them sam I am.»
Author: Dr. Seuss
(Cartoonist, Writer)
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eggs, green, Green Eggs and Ham, ham, ham and eggs, SAM
«It may be the cock that crows, but it is the hen that lays the eggs.»
Author: Margaret Thatcher
(Politician, Prime Minister)
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cock, cock up, crows, eggs, hen, lays, The Eggs
«It may be hard for an egg to turn into a bird: it would be a jolly sight harder for it to learn to fly while remaining an egg. We are like eggs at present. And you cannot go on indefinitely being just an ordinary, decent egg. We must be hatched or go bad.»
Author: C.S. Lewis
(Novelist, Scholar)
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«I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. The recipes were to be the routine ones: how to make dry toast, instant coffee, hearts of lettuce and brownies. But as an added attraction, at no extra charge, my idea was to put a fried egg on the cover. I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.»
«I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.»
Author: Oscar Wilde
(Critic, Dramatist, Novelist, Poet)
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witty
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a lot, egged, egging, eggs, egg on, hard-boiled, hard-boiled egg, hardboiled, lot, meet up with, met, minutes, The Eggs, The Met, time, twenties, twenty
«I can suck melancholy out of a song as a weasel sucks eggs.»
Author: William Shakespeare
(Dramatist, Playwright, Poet)
| Keywords:
eggs, suck, sucks, weasel, weasels
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