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«I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks»
Author: Joe E. Lewis (Comedian, Singer) | About: Dieting, Drinking, Funny | Keywords: diet, drinking, eating, fourteen, heavy, swear off, swore, two weeks, weeks
«It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.»
Author: Lewis Grizzard (Columnist, Comedian) | Keywords: eating, homegrown, pleasant, tomato, tomatoes
«If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.»
Author: Orson Welles | About: Civilization | Keywords: cave, cave in, Cave of the, eating, girlfriends, impress, in the raw, meat, raw, raw meat, squatting
«I bit the head off a live bat the other night. It was like eating a Crunchie wrapped in chamois leather.»
Author: Ozzy Osbourne | Keywords: bat, bite off, chamois, chamois leather, eating, head off, leather, wrapped
«No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.»
Author: Christopher Morley | Keywords: eating, lonely, spaghetti
«My favorite animal is the mule. He has more horse sense than a horse. He knows when to stop eating -- and he knows when to stop working.»
Author: Harry S Truman (President) | Keywords: eating, favorite, horse sense, mule, The Mule
«I hate a man who swallows it [his food], affecting not to know what he is eating. I suspect his taste in higher matters.»
Author: Charles Lamb (Critic, Essayist, Poet) | Keywords: affecting, eating, suspect, swallows, taste
«Just as eating contrary to the inclination is injurious to the health, so study without desire sports the memory, and it retains nothing that it takes in.»
Author: Leonardo da Vinci (Architect, Engineer, Painter, Sculptor) | Keywords: contrary, eating, health, inclination, injurious, just as, memory, retaining, retains, sports, study, takes in, The Sporting
«Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity.»
Author: Voltaire (Philosopher, Writer) | Keywords: drinking, eating, eating and drinking, tiresome
«I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.»
Author: Winston Churchill (Author, Orator, Prime Minister) | Keywords: developed, eating, indigestion
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