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«Remember you're a star. Never go across the alley even to dump garbage unless you are dressed to the teeth.»
Author: Cecil B. De Mille | Keywords: alleys, dump, dumping, evening dress, garbage, go across
«It would indeed be the ultimate tragedy if the history of the human race proved to be nothing more noble than the story of an ape playing with a box of matches on a petrol dump.»
Author: David Ormsby-Gore | About: History, Mankind, Tragedy | Keywords: ape, dump, dumped, dumping, dumps, History of the, matches, petrol, The Story
«A guy can just as easily dump you if you fuck him on the first date as he can if you wait until the tenth.»
Author: Kim Cattrall (Actress) | Keywords: date, dump, dumped, dumping, dumps, First Date, fuck, tenth
«Nor is it out of character that Chicago's grandest achievement- a largely manmade arc of lakefront parks and beaches - began as a mistake. from waste thrown into Lake Michigan a 75-year-old dump.»
Author: Pat Colander | Keywords: arc, arcs, beaches, dump, grandest, lake, lakefront, Lake Michigan, manmade, Michigan, out of character
«Whoever becomes the head of the National Theater finds himself in a position like that of Nelson's Column-pigeons dump on you because you're there.»
Author: Peter Hall | About: Theater | Keywords: column, dump, Nelson, pigeon, pigeons, The National
«A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is like the Mafia getting together to bump off the Godfather for not going to church on Sunday.»
Author: Russell Baker (Columnist, Journalist) | About: Politicians | Keywords: bump, bumped, bumping, bumps, bump into, bump off, deciding, dump, dumped, dumping, dumps, godfather, godfathers, Sunday, The Godfather
«I just need somewhere to dump all my negativity»
Author: Van Morrison | Keywords: dump, negativity
«I'd play for half my salary if I could hit in this dump [Wrigley Field] all the time.»
Author: Babe Ruth (Baseball Player) | Keywords: dump, dumped, dumping, dumps, playing field, salary
«Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.»
Author: Erma Bombeck | Keywords: age of, bathtub, dump, dumped, dumping, dumps, endowed, extraordinary, lift, Three Ages, Two and Three, weight, youngster, youngsters
«Y'know I order a club sandwhich all the time. And I'm not even a member. I don't know how I get away with it. I like my sanwhiches witth three peices of bread. So do I. Lets form a club. Okay, but we're gonna need more stipulation. Yes we do. Instead of cutting it once, lets cut it again. Yeah, four triangles. And we shall dump chips in the middle. Let me ask you something, how do you feel about frilly toothpicks? I'm for them.»
Author: Mitch Hedberg (Comedian) | Keywords: bread, chipped, chipping, chips, chip away, chip in, club, cutting, cut away, dump, dumped, dumping, dumps, frilly, get away, in the middle, lets, member, okay, The Club, toothpick, toothpicks, triangle, triangles, yeah
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