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«Books are the carriers of civilization. Without books, history is silent, literature dumb, science crippled, thought and speculation at a standstill.»
Author: Barbara W. Tuchman | About: Books, History, Literature | Keywords: carrier, carriers, civilization, crippled, cripples, crippling, dumb, dumber, dumbest, history of science, literature, speculation, speculations, standstill
«If I stand here, I can see the Little Red Haired girl when she comes out of her house... Of course, if she sees me peeking around this tree, she'll think I'm the dumbest person in the world... But if I don't peek around the tree, I'll never see her... Which means I probably AM the dumbest person in the world... which explains why I'm standing in a batch of poison oak.»
Author: Charlie Brown | Keywords: batch, comes out, dumbest, explains, oak, oak tree, peek, peeking, poison, poison oak
«Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love.»
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«It was the dumbest thing I had ever seen, but it's a family thing, and I guess it's clean.»
Author: Barbara Bush | About: Family | Keywords: dumbest
«I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.»
Author: Bill Watterson (Author) | Keywords: command, dumb, dumber, dumbest, information, Information the, More information, thoroughly, useless
«Librarians, Dusty, possess a vast store of politeness. These are people who get asked regularly the dumbest questions on God's green earth. These people tolerate every kind of crank and eccentric and mouth-breather there is.»
Author: Garrison Keillor | Keywords: breather, crank, cranked, Cranks, dumbest, dusty, eccentric, eccentrics, green earth, librarian, librarians, politeness, regularly, take a breather, The Librarian, tolerate
«If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter.»
Author: George Washington (President) | Keywords: dumb, dumber, dumbest, freedom of speech, LED, sheep, slaughter, slaughtered, slaughtering, slaughters, speech
«(The Weakest Link) is fascinating program. They ask a bunch of people questions and they keep getting rid of the dumbest person, so just the smartest person is left. It is kind of the opposite way we elect a president.»
Author: Jay Leno (Comedian, Host) | About: Funny | Keywords: bunch, dumbest, elect, fascinating, link, program, smartest, The Weakest Link, weakest
«Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company»
Author: Scott Adams (Cartoonist) | About: Company, Funny, Office Politics, Work | Keywords: company, consultant, consultants, credibility, dumb, dumber, dumbest, work at
«No man ever loved like Jesus. He taught the blind to see and the dumb to speak. He died on the cross to save us. He bore our sins. And now God says, 'Because He did, I can forgive you.''»
Author: Billy Graham | Keywords: blind, bore, cross, died, dumb, dumber, dumbest, forgive, Jesus, save, sins, taught, The Blind, The cross
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