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«You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.»
Author: Joe E. Lewis (Comedian, Singer) | Keywords: drunk, drunker, drunks, floor, holding, lie
«The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid»
Author: Richard Braunstein | Keywords: bartender, bartenders, drunk, drunker, drunks, figuring, The Hard
«You're young, you're drunk, you're in bed, you have knives; shit happens...»
Author: Angelina Jolie (Actress) | Keywords: bed, drunk, drunker, drunks, knives, shit, shits, the shits
«When kids hit 1 year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.'»
Author: Johnny Depp (Actor) | Keywords: bump, bumped, bumping, bumps, bump into, cry, drunk, drunker, drunks, get the hang, hanging, hang in, hang out, hang up, hit, kids, Kid The, laugh, miniature, onto, urinate, urinating, vomit, vomited, vomiting, vomit up, year
«What's so unpleasant about being drunk? You ask a glass of water»
Author: Douglas Adams (Writer) | Keywords: drinking water, drunk, drunker, drunks, glass, unpleasant, water
«Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.»
Author: Will Rogers | Keywords: aliens, constitution, drunks, protects, senators, The Senators
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