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«Arresting a single drunk or a single vagrant who has harmed no identifiable person seems unjust, and in a sense it is. But failing to do anything about a score of drunks or a hundred vagrants may destroy an entire community.»
Author: James Q. Wilson | About: Drinks | Keywords: arresting, drunks, failing, harmed, identifiable, in a sense, score, unjust, vagrant, vagrants
«My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down -- but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round.»
Author: Willie Nelson | Keywords: doctor, doctors, drunks, round, slowing
«As a work of art it has the same status as a long conversation between two not very bright drunks.»
Author: Clive James (Critic) | Keywords: drunks
«God watches over drunks and third baseman.»
Author: Leo Durocher (Baseball Player) | Keywords: drunks, third baseman, watches
«An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.»
Author: Ernest Hemingway | About: Intelligence | Keywords: drunk, drunker, drunks, fools, forced, intelligent, spend
«Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.»
Author: Lord Byron | Keywords: drunk, drunker, drunks, intoxication, reasonable, Reasonable man
«Children and drunks always speak the truth.»
Author: Proverb | Keywords: children, drunks, speak
«A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts»
Author: Proverb | Keywords: drunk, drunker, drunks, sober, sobered, soberest, sobering, sobers, sober up
«I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.»
Author: Winston Churchill (Author, Orator, Prime Minister) | About: Funny | Keywords: drink up, drunk, drunker, drunks, miss, morning, sober, sobered, soberest, sobering, sobers, sober up, still, The Morning After, ugliest, ugly
«'You are drunk Sir Winston, you are disgustingly drunk. 'Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock are ugly, and disgustingly fat. But, tomorrow morning, I, Winston Churchill will be sober.»
Author: Winston Churchill (Author, Orator, Prime Minister) | Keywords: Churchill, disgustingly, drunk, drunker, drunks, fat, fats, fatter, fattest, morning, Mrs, sir, Sirs, sober, sobered, soberest, sobering, sobers, sober up, ugly, Winston Churchill, yes
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