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«You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.»
«The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid»
«You're young, you're drunk, you're in bed, you have knives; shit happens...»
«When kids hit 1 year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.'»
«What's so unpleasant about being drunk? You ask a glass of water»
«An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.»
«Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.»
«A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts»
«I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.»
«'You are drunk Sir Winston, you are disgustingly drunk. 'Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock are ugly, and disgustingly fat. But, tomorrow morning, I, Winston Churchill will be sober.»

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