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Letter "D" » Drunk driving
«If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.»
Author: Dean Martin (Actor, Singer) | Keywords: Drunk driving, putt
«If you don't drink, smoke, or drive a car, you're a tax evader.»
Author: Thomas S. Foley | Keywords: Drunk driving, smoke, tax
«I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.»
Author: W. C. Fields (Actor, Comic) | Keywords: driven, Drunk driving
«The night I turned twenty-two, I drank a shot for every year. I was so drunk, I'd just walk up to people in the bar and hit them in the balls. My friends drove me home and left me propped up on the couch holding a bucket. I woke up with vomit all over me. The bucket was clean as a whistle.»
«It was a woman who drove me to drink -- and, you know, I never even thanked her.»
«I was in love with a beautiful blonde once, dear. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.»
«A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.»

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